I SHALL BE RELEASED (GET IT?):
THEY SAY EVERY MAN MUST NEED HIS SEVERANCE
THEY SAY EVERY WOMAN MUST SCAN
YET I SWEAR I FEEL SUCH DEEP REVERENCE
FOR THE SERVICE TIME WOULD BAN
I SAW THE INTERNET COME SHININ’
FROM THE WEST DOWN TO THE EAST
ANY DAY NOW, ANY DAY NOW
WE SHALL SIT DOWN TO OUR FEAST…
(ALL TOGETHER): AT THE HO-HO KITCHEN
HO-HO KITCHEN BLUES (WITH A STEADY BEAT, NO RECOGNIZABLE TUNE)*
A NEW WRITER GOES TO TEL-UH-TEXT
DROWN HIM WITH MAI-TAIS IN THE HO-HO KITCHEN
THINK IT’S A SLUR? GO BACK TO SCHOOL!
DON’T YOU KNOW, IT’S A RESTAURANT FOOL?
EVERY NEWBIE HAD HIS MOMENT DEN
WITH THE GREASY FOOD IN THAT DARK KITCH-EN
MIDTOWN MANHATTAN, RADIO CITY
DEM BOYS SMODDING HEADS TIL 3AM
TELETEXT YOU LOOKIN’ SO PRETTY
DOZ MAGAZINES, WE’LL SURELY SHOW DEM!
DROWN ‘EM WITH MAI-TAIS IN THE HO-HO KITCHEN
DROWN ‘EM WITH MAI-TAIS IN THE HO-HO KITCHEN
WE WENT UP TO 39, WAY, WAY UP HIGH
LOOKING DOWN ON NEWSWEEK FROM DAT DIRTY SKY
THE BOYS ON 34 WAS TOO BLIND TO SEE
THAT THE INTERNET WOULD COME TO BE
SO THEY DROWNED US, IN THE HO-HO KITCHEN
YEAH, THEY DROWNED US, IN THE HO-HO KITCHEN
*NOTE: THIS RESTAURANT, RIGHT NEXT DOOR ON 50TH ST., WAS THE SITE OF COUNTLESS EXPENSE-ACCOUNT LUNCHES AND DINNERS.
“SOMEONE’S IN THE KITCHEN WITH INA,” TO THE TUNE OF I'VE BEEN WORKING ON THE RAILROAD:
I'VE BEEN PUSHING THOSE DAMN PIXELS
ALL THE NIGHT AND DAY
I'M SO SICK OF ALL THOSE PIXELS
EIGHT COLORS AND SHADES OF GREY
DON’T YOU HEAR THE VAXES RUMBLING
FIRING UP SO EARLY IN THE MORN
CAN’T YOU HEAR THOSE NORPAKS THRUMMING
AS SIDER BLOWS OUR HORN.
SISSY WON’T YOU BLOW
TERRY WON’T YOU BLOW
ROBIN WON’T YOU BLOW OUR HO-O-O-ORN
JOEL WON’T YOU BLOW
IAN WON’T YOU BLOW
DAVID WON’T YOU BLOW OUR HORN.
SOMEONE’S IN THE NEWSROOM WITH INA
SOMEONE’S IN THE NEWSROOM, WE KNOW OH-OH-OH
SOMEONE'S IN THE NEWSROOM WITH INA
IF ONLY WE WERE HBO
CHORUS: FEE FI FIDDLEY EYE-OH
FEE FI FIDDLEY EYE-OH OH OH OH
FEE FI FIDDLEY EYE-OH
WE SHOULD HAVE WORKED FOR HBO
HEY DON, TO THE TUNE OF HEY JUDE:
HEY DON, ON THE FRONTIER
WE TOOK THE LONG MEDIA
AND MADE THEM SHORTER
WE ABBREVIATED ALMOST EVERYTHING
AND MOST OF ALL, THE LIFE OF OUR PROJECT
HEY DON, YOU WEREN’T AFRAID
YOU WERE MADE TO GO OUT AND GET IT
BUT THE MINUTE WE WENT TO THE 34TH FLOOR
THAT SCROOGE LEVIN SHOWED US THE DOOR
AND ANYTIME YOU FEEL THE PAIN, HEY DON, DEPLANE
JUST PARACHUTE LIKE A TOUGH OLD SOLDIER (OVER)
FOR WELL YOU KNEW THAT IT'S A FOOL
WHO PLAYS IT COOL
BY MAKING HIS WORLD A LITTLE COLDER
NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH
NAH NAH NAH NAH NO MORE JOB
STAYIN’ ON THE VBI, TO THE TUNE OF STAYIN’ ALIVE:
WELL, YOU CAN TELL BY THE WAY WE WORE OUR SCAN
WE WERE
TELETEXTERS ALL: WE HAD THE PLAN
MUSIC LOUD AND GRAPHICS BOLD, WE’VE BEEN KICKED AROUND
BUT WE WERE BORN FOR IT
AND NOW IT’S ALL RIGHT, IT’S OK
AND YOU MAY LOOK THE OTHER WAY
WE CAN TRY TO UNDERSTAND
THE T-V-I-S EFFECT ON MAN
WHETHER YOU’RE FROM T-X OR N-Y-C
YOU’RE STAYIN’
ALIVE, STAYIN’ ALIVE
FEEL PEOPLE BREAKIN’ AND FORTUNE SHAKIN’
AND WE’RE STAYIN’ ALIVE, STAYIN’ ALIVE
AH, HA, HA, HA, SCANNIN’ THE JIVE, SCANNIN’ THE JIVE
AH, HA, HA, HA, STAYIN’ ALIVE
WELL NOW, WE GET
LOW AND WE GET HIGH
MAGNOLIA MAFIA, THEY REALLY TRY
GOT THE REEFERS
ON OUR SHOES
WITH ORLANDO WE JUST CAN’T LOSE
YOU KNOW IT’S ALL RIGHT, IT’S OK
WE’LL LIVE TO SCAN ANOTHER DAY
WE CAN TRY TO UNDERSTAND
THE T-V-I-S EFFECT ON MAN
(FADING OUT)
AND WE’RE STAYIN’
ALIVE, STAYIN’ ALIVE
AH, HA, HA, HA, SCANNIN’ THE JIVE, SCANNIN’ THE JIVE
AH, HA, HA, HA, STAYIN’ ALIVE
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GraffitiWall®: Rules of Participation
1. Acceptance of Terms
Color, Light & Shadow, Inc and its sponsors (the "Companies") and GraffitiWall® ("GraffitiWall®") provide an online social networking service (the "Service") that allows you and other authorized users who have signed up to use the Service (collectively, "Members") to communicate with the Companies about the Companies' products and services. These Rules of Participation is an agreement (the "Agreement") between you and the Companies governing your access to and use of the Service, which includes any software related to the Service (the "Software"). The Service is offered to you conditioned upon your acceptance, without modification, of this Agreement. Your use of the Service constitutes your acceptance of this Agreement. IF YOU DO NOT AGREE TO THE TERMS OF THIS AGREEMENT, YOU MAY NOT USE OR ACCESS THE SERVICE. You represent that you have attained the age of majority in the province, state or country in which you reside, and that any information that you submit is correct. Companies reserve the right to change the terms, conditions, and notices under which it offers the Service at any time and without notice, and such modifications will be deemed effective immediately upon posting of the modified terms. You are responsible for regularly reviewing this Agreement and any changes made to this Agreement. You can review the most current version of this Agreement at any time at: http://www.graffitiwall.com. If you do not agree to any terms of this Agreement, or any future changes made by Companies, your sole and exclusive remedy is to stop using the Service. Unless explicitly stated otherwise, any new features or products that change, augment or enhance the current Service will be subject to this Agreement.
2. License; General Prohibitions Regarding Your Use of the Service
Your right to use the Service and the Software is personal to you only. Companies reserves the right, at any time, in its sole and absolute discretion, to modify, or discontinue, temporarily or permanently, the Service (or any part thereof) with or without notice. Companies reserve the right to cancel, suspend or refuse access to the Service to anyone in its sole and absolute discretion. You will not use the Service or the Software, in whole or in part, for any purpose that is unlawful or prohibited by this Agreement or for any commercial purpose. You agree not to modify, rent, lease, loan, reproduce, duplicate, copy, sell, distribute, otherwise exploit, or create derivative works based on the Service or the Software, in whole or in part, or any Content (as defined below) contained therein.
3. Member Registration
To become a Member of the Service, you must provide specific registration information, including your e-mail address, phone number, and physical address, and create a user profile that includes your personal preferences. Companies will use your e-mail address to send you reminders of upcoming activities and sessions on the Service. As part of the registration process, you will select a user name and password for your account ("Account"). You may not (a) select or use a user name of another person with the intent to impersonate that person; (b) use a name subject to the rights of any other person without authorization; or (c) use a user name that Companies, in its sole discretion, deems inappropriate or offensive. You agree to (d) provide true, accurate, current and complete information as prompted by the Service's registration process (collectively, the "Registration Data") and (e) maintain and promptly update the Registration Data to keep it true, accurate, current and complete. You will maintain a valid email address at all times.
4. Member Account, Password, and Security
You are solely responsible for maintaining the confidentiality of your user name, password and Account and for any and all use of your Account by you or any people using the Service under your user name and password. You agree to immediately notify Companies of any unauthorized use of your Account or any other breach of security. Companies will not be liable for any loss or damage arising from your failure to comply with this Section 4.
5. Term; Termination
This Agreement, and any posted revisions to this Agreement, shall remain in full force and effect while you are a Member on the Service. You may terminate your membership at any time, for any reason. You understand and agree that the termination of your membership is your sole right and remedy with respect to any dispute with Companies or GraffitiWall®. Companies may terminate or suspend your membership at any time, for any or no reason, with or without prior notice or explanation, and without liability. Even after a membership is terminated, this entire Agreement will remain in effect.
6. Privacy Policy
All Registration Data and certain other information about you are subject to our Privacy Policy.
GraffitiWall® respects your privacy. We will never sell, trade, or share your personal information with any third party. We will not knowingly ask for, or accept, personal information from children under the age of 13. We urge children to check with parents before entering information on this or any website. We urge parents to discuss with their children restrictions regarding the online release of personal information to anyone they don’t know.
7. Member Content
7.1 All information, data, text, software, music, sound, photographs, graphics, video, messages, goods, products, services or other materials (collectively, "Content") posted by Authorized Users on the Service (collectively, "Member Content") are the sole responsibility of the Authorized User from whom such Member Content originated. This means that you, and not Companies, are entirely responsible for all Member Content that you upload, post, transmit or otherwise make available on the Service, including personally identifying information. When you post Member Content on the Service, your user name will be visible to other Members and attached to the Member Content that you posted. Please be aware that if you post personal information online that is accessible to other Members, you may receive unsolicited messages from such Members. Companies does not control the Member Content posted by you or other Members on the Service and, as such, does not guarantee the accuracy, integrity or quality of such Member Content. By using the Service, you may be exposed to Member Content that is offensive, indecent or objectionable. Under no circumstances will Companies be liable in any way for any Member Content, including, but not limited to, for any errors or omissions in any Member Content, or for any loss or damage of any kind incurred as a result of the use of any Member Content posted, transmitted or otherwise made available on the Service. You agree that you must evaluate, and bear all risks associated with, the use of any Member Content, including any reliance on the accuracy, completeness, or usefulness of such Member Content. In addition, except as provided in this Agreement, you may not copy, modify, translate, reproduce, publish, broadcast, transmit, distribute, perform, display, license, sell, or create derivative works from any Member Content or any other content appearing on or through the Service.
7.2 Companies reserves the right (without the obligation) to monitor, pre-screen, reject, remove, or edit any Member Content for any reason in its sole discretion and without notice. Companies assume no responsibility for monitoring the Service for inappropriate Member Content or conduct. If at any time Companies choose, in its sole discretion, to monitor the Service, Companies nonetheless assumes no responsibility for the Member Content, no obligation to modify or remove any inappropriate Member Content, and no responsibility for the conduct of any Member submitting Member Content.
7.3 Pursuant to Section 10.2, as between you and Companies, Companies will solely own all Registration Data and Member Content posted or provided on the Service. Without limiting the generality of the foregoing, Companies may disclose and use Registration Data and Member Content in its sole and absolute discretion, subject to the Privacy Policy described in Section 6.
7.4 You may not post, upload, transmit or otherwise make available on the Service any Member Content that:
1. is patently offensive or promotes racism, bigotry, hatred or physical harm of any kind against any group or individual;
2. harasses or advocates harassment of another person;
3. exploits people in a sexual or violent manner;
4. contains nudity, sexually suggestive imagery, excessive violence, or offensive subject matter or contains a link to an adult website;
5. solicits personal information from anyone under 18 or otherwise harms minors in any way;
6. publicly posts information that poses or creates a privacy or security risk to any person;
7. constitutes or promotes information that you know is false or misleading or promotes illegal activities or conduct that is abusive, threatening, obscene, defamatory or libelous;
8. constitutes or promotes an illegal or unauthorized copy of another person's copyrighted work, such as providing pirated computer programs or links to them, providing information to circumvent manufacturer-installed copy-protect devices, or providing pirated music or links to pirated music files;
9. constitutes unsolicited or unauthorized advertising or solicitation, promotional materials, "junk mail," "chain letters," "instant messaging," "spimming," "spamming," or "pyramid schemes";
10. contains restricted or password only access pages or hidden pages or images (those not linked to or from another accessible page);
11. furthers or promotes any criminal activity or enterprise or provides instructional information about illegal activities including, without limitation, making or buying illegal weapons, providing instructions on how to assemble bombs, grenades and other weapons or incendiary devices, violating someone's privacy, or providing or creating computer viruses;
12. solicits passwords or personal identifying information for commercial or unlawful purposes from other Members;
13. involves commercial activities and/or sales without prior written consent from Companies such as contests, sweepstakes, barter, advertising, or pyramid schemes;
14. includes a photograph or video of another person that you have posted without that person's consent;
15. is misleading or deceptive, including falsely stating or otherwise misrepresenting your affiliation with a person or entity;
16. infringes or violates any patent, trademark, trade secret, copyright, privacy right, publicity right, contract right, or any other rights of any third-party;
17. you do not have a right to make available under any law or under contractual or fiduciary relationships; or
18. contains software viruses, worms, spyware, or any other computer code, files or programs designed to interrupt, destroy or limit the functionality of any computer software or hardware, or otherwise permit the unauthorized use of or access to a computer or a computer network.
Companies reserve the right to investigate and take appropriate legal action against anyone who, in Companies' sole discretion, violates this Section 6.4, including without limitation, removing the offending Member Content from the Service and terminating or suspending a Member's right to use the Service.
8. Member Conduct
You, and not Companies, are responsible for compliance with all laws, regulations and ordinances in connection with your use of the Service. You agree not to engage in any of the following activities in connection with your use of the Service:
1. criminal or tortious activity, including child pornography, fraud, trafficking in obscene material, drug dealing, gambling, harassment, stalking, spamming, spimming, sending of viruses or other harmful files, copyright infringement, patent infringement, or theft of trade secrets;
2. advertising to, or solicitation of, any Member to buy or sell any products or services;
3. circumventing, modifying, or interfering with, attempting to circumvent, modify, or interfering with, or encouraging or assisting any other person in circumventing, modifying, or interfering with any security measures, technology, or software that is part of the Service;
4. activity that involves the use of software viruses, worms, spyware, or any other computer code, files or programs that interrupt, destroy or limit the functionality of any computer software or hardware, or otherwise permit the unauthorized use of or access to a computer or a computer network;
5. any automated use of the Service;
6. damaging, disabling, disrupting, overburdening, or impairing the Service or interfering with any other party's use and enjoyment of the Service;
7. impersonating or attempting to impersonate another Member, person or entity;
8. using the Account, username, or password of another Member at any time or disclosing your password to any third party or permitting any third party to access your account;
9. using any information obtained from the Service in order to harass, abuse, or harm another person or entity, or attempting to do the same;
10. allow usage of the Service by others in such a way as to violate this Agreement;
11. take any steps to interfere with or in any manner compromise any security measures employed by the Service;
12. use the Software or the Service for fraudulent purposes;
13. collect any information about other Members;
14. sell, lend, lease, trade, rent, barter, sublicense, assign, transfer, or grant rights in any manner to the Service, your Account, or your password to any third-party;
15. engage in the practices of "screen scraping";, "database scraping", or any other activity with the purpose of obtaining lists of users or other information from the Service; or
16. attempt to decompile, reverse engineer, disassemble, modify, hack, or create derivative works from the Service or the Software, or defeat or overcome any encryption and/or digital rights management technology implemented with respect to the Service or the Software.
Companies reserve the right to investigate and take appropriate legal action against anyone who, in Companies' sole discretion, violates this Section 7, including without limitation, reporting a Member to law enforcement authorities and terminating or suspending a Member's right to use the Service.
9. Service Content
The Service contains information, data, text, software, music, sound, photographs, graphics, video, messages, advertising, links to web sites, or other materials (collectively, "Service Content") provided by Companies, GraffitiWall®, or third-parties (collectively, "Content Suppliers"). Neither Companies, nor GraffitiWall®, is responsible or liable, directly or indirectly, for any Service Content or for any damage or loss caused or alleged to be caused by or in connection with use of or reliance on any such Service Content. Companies are under no obligation to pre-screen Service Content.
10. Proprietary Rights to Member Content
10.1 You represent, warrant, and promise that (a) you own the Member Content posted by you on the Service and (b) your posting or transmitting of Member Content on or through the Service does not, and will not, infringe, violate or misappropriate the privacy rights, publicity rights, copyrights, trademark rights, patent rights, trade secret rights, contract rights or any other rights of any person or entity.
10.2 You hereby grant, exclusively to Companies, all rights of any kind in and to any Member Content posted or transmitted by you on or through the Service, including, without limitation, (a) all rights of contract, copyright, trademark, trade dress and all other rights, throughout the world; (b) the right to modify, publish, prepare derivative works from, and publicly display the Member Content, alone or as part of any other work, in any form, media, or technology, whether now known or hereafter developed; and (c) the exclusive right to license or otherwise transfer any or all such rights to any other party. All Member Content belongs solely to the Companies. However, to the extent, if any, that any Member Content is not assignable, you automatically grant, and represent and warrant that you have the right to grant, to Companies a worldwide, royalty-free, irrevocable, perpetual, fully-sub-licensable, and non-exclusive right and license to use, host, reproduce, modify, adapt, publish, edit, translate, distribute, perform, combine with information provided by third-parties, create derivative work of and display such Member Content alone, or as a part of other works, in any form, media, or technology, whether now known or hereafter developed. Any such Member Content may be used by Companies or licensed to others by Companies for any purpose, including, without limitation, for reproduction, disclosure, transmission, publication, broadcast and posting. No compensation will be paid or due you with respect to Companies' or its sub-licensees' use of the Member Content pursuant to this Section 10.
11. Companies' Proprietary Rights
As between Companies and you, all right, title and interest in and to the Service and any Content delivered in connection with the Service (including any intellectual property rights to the Service and the Content) will remain the sole property of Companies.
12. Indemnification
You hereby agree to indemnify, defend and hold harmless Companies and GraffitiWall®, and each of their respective suppliers (including Content suppliers), shareholders, parents, subsidiaries, affiliates, officers, directors, employees, agents and advisors, from and against any and all losses, liabilities, claims (including claims without legal merit or brought in bad faith), demands, damages, costs or expenses, causes of action, suits, proceedings, judgments, awards, executions and liens, including reasonable attorneys' fees and costs (whether brought by third parties or otherwise) relating to or arising out of (a) your use of the Service (including, without limitation, the Software); (b) your breach of any representations, warranties or covenants in this Agreement; (c) any Member Content posted or transmitted by you on or through the Service; (d) your acts and omissions; and (e) your negligence, intentional misconduct or violation or alleged violation of any rights of a third-party. Companies reserve the right, at its own expense, to assume the exclusive defense and control of any matter otherwise subject to indemnification by you hereunder, and in such event, you will have no further obligation to provide indemnification for such matter; provided, however, that you will use best efforts to cooperate with Companies in such defense. To the fullest extent permitted by law, the foregoing indemnity will apply regardless of any fault, negligence, or breach of warranty or contract of Companies or GraffitiWall® or any of their respective suppliers (including Content suppliers), affiliates, partners, subsidiaries and employees.
13. Copyright Infringement
If you believe that your work has been copied and posted on the Service in a way that constitutes copyright infringement, or your intellectual property rights have been otherwise violated, please send Companies' Copyright Agent a notification of claimed infringement with all of the following information: (a) identification of the copyrighted work claimed to have been infringed, or, if multiple copyrighted works are covered by a single notification, a representative list of such works; (b) identification of the claimed infringing material and information reasonably sufficient to permit us to locate the material on the Service (providing the URL(s) of the claimed infringing material satisfies this requirement); (c) information reasonably sufficient to permit us to contact you, such as an address, telephone number, and, if available, an email address; (d) a statement by you that you have a good faith belief that the disputed use is not authorized by the copyright owner, its agent, or the law; (e) a statement by you, made under penalty of perjury, that the above information in your notification is accurate and that you are the copyright owner or authorized to act on the copyright owner's behalf; and (f) your physical or electronic signature. Companies' Copyright Agent for notification of claimed infringement can be reached as follows: Ernest D. Buff & Associates, 231 Somerville Rd, Bedminster, NJ 07921; Phone: 908-901-0220; Facsimile: 908-901-0330; Attn: Copyright Agent. General Counsel.
14. DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTIES.
YOUR USE OF THE SERVICE IS AT YOUR SOLE RISK. COMPANIES, GRAFFITIWALL® AND THEIR RESPECTIVE SUPPLIERS (INCLUDING CONTENT SUPPLIERS) PROVIDE THE SERVICE, INCLUDING ALL CONTENT, SOFTWARE, FUNCTIONS, MATERIALS AND INFORMATION MADE AVAILABLE ON OR ACCESSED FROM OR THROUGH THE SERVICE, "AS IS" AND WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY OR CONDITION OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE IMPLIED WARRANTY OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, TITLE AND NON-INFRINGEMENT. COMPANIES, GRAFFITIWALL®, AND THEIR RESPECTIVE SUPPLIERS (INCLUDING CONTENT SUPPLIERS) MAKE NO WARRANTY THAT (i) THE SERVICE WILL MEET YOUR REQUIREMENTS, (ii) THE SERVICE WILL BE UNINTERRUPTED, TIMELY, SECURE, ERROR-FREE, AND FREE FROM VIRUSES OR OTHER HARMFUL COMPONENTS, AND (iii) THE QUALITY OF ANY PRODUCTS, SERVICES, INFORMATION OR OTHER MATERIAL OBTAINED BY YOU THROUGH THE SERVICE WILL MEET YOUR EXPECTATIONS. ANY MATERIAL DOWNLOADED OR OTHERWISE OBTAINED THROUGH THE USE OF THE SERVICE IS DONE AT YOUR OWN DISCRETION AND RISK, AND YOU WILL BE SOLELY RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY DAMAGE TO YOUR COMPUTER SYSTEM OR LOSS OF DATA THAT RESULTS FROM THE DOWNLOAD OF ANY SUCH MATERIAL.
15. LIMITATION OF LIABILITY
IN NO EVENT WILL COMPANIES, GRAFFITIWALL®, OR ANY OF THEIR RESPECTIVE SUPPLIERS (INCLUDING CONTENT SUPPLIERS) BE LIABLE TO YOU OR ANY THIRD-PARTY FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, EXEMPLARY, PUNITIVE, SPECIAL, INCIDENTAL OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES WHATSOEVER, INCLUDING, WITHOUT LIMITATION, DAMAGES FOR LOSS OF USE, DATA OR PROFITS, ARISING OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE SERVICE OR THIS AGREEMENT, EVEN IF COMPANIES, GRAFFITIWALL® OR ANY OF THEIR RESPECTIVE SUPPLIERS (INCLUDING CONTENT SUPPLIERS) HAS BEEN ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES,. IN NO EVENT WILL COMPANIES'S OR GRAFFITIWALL®'S AGGREGATE LIABILITY TO YOU OR ANY THIRD-PARTY ARISING FROM OR RELATING TO THE SERVICE OR THIS AGREEMENT EXCEED $500.00. SOME STATES DO NOT ALLOW CERTAIN LIMITATIONS OF LIABILITY SO SOME OF THE ABOVE LIMITATIONS OF LIABILITY MAY NOT APPLY TO YOU.
17. Independent Review
YOU ACKNOWLEDGE THAT YOU HAVE READ THIS AGREEMENT AND THAT YOU AGREE TO ALL ITS TERMS AND CONDITIONS. YOU HAVE INDEPENDENTLY EVALUATED ALL ASPECTS OF THIS AGREEMENT AND THE DESIRABILITY OF ENTERING INTO THE TRANSACTIONS CONTEMPLATED IN THIS AGREEMENT AND IS NOT RELYING ON ANY REPRESENTATION, GUARANTEE OR STATEMENT OTHER THAN THOSE EXPRESSLY SET FORTH IN THIS AGREEMENT.
18. Notice
Statements, notices and other communications to you may be made by mail, email, postings within your Account or on the Service, or other reasonable means. You will be solely responsible for keeping your email and postal addresses updated on your Account. Companies will not be responsible for any undelivered notices caused by your failure to update such information.
19. Choice of Law; Venue; Trial by Jury
This Agreement will be governed by, construed and enforced in accordance with the laws of the State New Jersey, without regard to its conflicts of law principles. You will bring any action to enforce this Agreement or in connection with any matters related to the Service only in either the state or Federal courts located in New Jersey. You expressly consent to the exclusive jurisdiction of said courts and waive all venue, jurisdiction and choice of law challenges or defenses. Use of the Service is unauthorized in any jurisdiction that does not give effect to all provisions of this Agreement, including without limitation this Section. EACH OF THE PARTIES HEREBY KNOWINGLY, VOLUNTARILY AND INTENTIONALLY WAIVES ANY RIGHT IT MAY HAVE TO A TRIAL BY JURY IN RESPECT OF ANY LITIGATION (INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO ANY CLAIMS, COUNTERCLAIMS, CROSS-CLAIMS, OR THIRD PARTY CLAIMS) ARISING OUT OF, UNDER OR IN CONNECTION WITH THIS AGREEMENT. FURTHER, EACH PARTY HERETO CERTIFIES THAT NO REPRESENTATIVE OR AGENT OF EITHER PARTY HAS REPRESENTED, EXPRESSLY OR OTHERWISE, THAT SUCH PARTY WOULD NOT IN THE EVENT OF SUCH LITIGATION, SEEK TO ENFORCE THIS WAIVER OF RIGHT TO JURY TRIAL PROVISION. EACH OF THE PARTIES ACKNOWLEDGES THAT THIS SECTION IS A MATERIAL INDUCEMENT FOR THE OTHER PARTY ENTERING INTO THIS AGREEMENT.
20. General
If any part of this Agreement is determined to be invalid or unenforceable pursuant to applicable law, then the invalid or unenforceable provision will be deemed superseded by a valid, enforceable provision that most closely matches the intent of the original provision and the remainder of this Agreement will continue in effect. A printed version of this Agreement and any notice given in electronic form will be admissible in judicial or administrative proceedings based upon or relating to this Agreement to the same extent and subject to the same conditions as other business documents and records originally generated and maintained in printed form. Companies may assign this Agreement, in whole or in part, at any time with or without notice to you. You will not assign this Agreement, by operation of law or otherwise, without prior written approval of Companies, and any such attempted assignment will be void. Subject to the foregoing, this Agreement will be binding upon and inure to the benefits of the parties hereto, their successors and permitted assigns. The failure of Companies to exercise or enforce any right or provision of this Agreement shall not operate as a waiver of such right or provision. This Agreement sets forth the entire understanding and agreement between Companies and you with respect to the Service, and it supersedes all prior or contemporaneous communications and proposals, whether electronic, oral or written, between you and Companies with respect to the Service. The section titles in the Agreement are solely used for the convenience of the parties and have no legal or contractual significance. Each party is an independent contractor and not an agent or representative of any other party. No party will have any right or authority to create any obligation or make any representation or warranty in the name or on behalf of any other party. This Agreement will not be interpreted or construed to create an association, joint venture or partnership between the parties or to impose any partnership obligation or liability upon any party. The parties acknowledge and agree that this Agreement may be entered into electronically, and without the necessity of written signatures.
Please contact us at Ernest D. Buff & Associates, 231 Somerville Rd, Bedminster, NJ 07921; Phone: 908-901-0220 with any questions regarding this Agreement.
I HAVE READ THIS AGREEMENT AND AGREE TO ALL OF THE PROVISIONS CONTAINED ABOVE.
By maintaining Membership you Accept Terms
I SHALL BE RELEASED (GET IT?):
THEY SAY EVERY MAN MUST NEED HIS SEVERANCE
THEY SAY EVERY WOMAN MUST SCAN
YET I SWEAR I FEEL SUCH DEEP REVERENCE
FOR THE SERVICE TIME WOULD BAN
I SAW THE INTERNET COME SHININ’
FROM THE WEST DOWN TO THE EAST
ANY DAY NOW, ANY DAY NOW
WE SHALL SIT DOWN TO OUR FEAST…
(ALL TOGETHER): AT THE HO-HO KITCHEN
HO-HO KITCHEN BLUES (WITH A STEADY BEAT, NO RECOGNIZABLE TUNE)*
A NEW WRITER GOES TO TEL-UH-TEXT
DROWN HIM WITH MAI-TAIS IN THE HO-HO KITCHEN
THINK IT’S A SLUR? GO BACK TO SCHOOL!
DON’T YOU KNOW, IT’S A RESTAURANT FOOL?
EVERY NEWBIE HAD HIS MOMENT DEN
WITH THE GREASY FOOD IN THAT DARK KITCH-EN
MIDTOWN MANHATTAN, RADIO CITY
DEM BOYS SMODDING HEADS TIL 3AM
TELETEXT YOU LOOKIN’ SO PRETTY
DOZ MAGAZINES, WE’LL SURELY SHOW DEM!
DROWN ‘EM WITH MAI-TAIS IN THE HO-HO KITCHEN
DROWN ‘EM WITH MAI-TAIS IN THE HO-HO KITCHEN
WE WENT UP TO 39, WAY, WAY UP HIGH
LOOKING DOWN ON NEWSWEEK FROM DAT DIRTY SKY
THE BOYS ON 34 WAS TOO BLIND TO SEE
THAT THE INTERNET WOULD COME TO BE
SO THEY DROWNED US, IN THE HO-HO KITCHEN
YEAH, THEY DROWNED US, IN THE HO-HO KITCHEN
*NOTE: THIS RESTAURANT, RIGHT NEXT DOOR ON 50TH ST., WAS THE SITE OF COUNTLESS EXPENSE-ACCOUNT LUNCHES AND DINNERS.
“SOMEONE’S IN THE KITCHEN WITH INA,” TO THE TUNE OF I'VE BEEN WORKING ON THE RAILROAD:
I'VE BEEN PUSHING THOSE DAMN PIXELS
ALL THE NIGHT AND DAY
I'M SO SICK OF ALL THOSE PIXELS
EIGHT COLORS AND SHADES OF GREY
DON’T YOU HEAR THE VAXES RUMBLING
FIRING UP SO EARLY IN THE MORN
CAN’T YOU HEAR THOSE NORPAKS THRUMMING
AS SIDER BLOWS OUR HORN.
SISSY WON’T YOU BLOW
TERRY WON’T YOU BLOW
ROBIN WON’T YOU BLOW OUR HO-O-O-ORN
JOEL WON’T YOU BLOW
IAN WON’T YOU BLOW
DAVID WON’T YOU BLOW OUR HORN.
SOMEONE’S IN THE NEWSROOM WITH INA
SOMEONE’S IN THE NEWSROOM, WE KNOW OH-OH-OH
SOMEONE'S IN THE NEWSROOM WITH INA
IF ONLY WE WERE HBO
CHORUS: FEE FI FIDDLEY EYE-OH
FEE FI FIDDLEY EYE-OH OH OH OH
FEE FI FIDDLEY EYE-OH
WE SHOULD HAVE WORKED FOR HBO
HEY DON, TO THE TUNE OF HEY JUDE:
HEY DON, ON THE FRONTIER
WE TOOK THE LONG MEDIA
AND MADE THEM SHORTER
WE ABBREVIATED ALMOST EVERYTHING
AND MOST OF ALL, THE LIFE OF OUR PROJECT
HEY DON, YOU WEREN’T AFRAID
YOU WERE MADE TO GO OUT AND GET IT
BUT THE MINUTE WE WENT TO THE 34TH FLOOR
THAT SCROOGE LEVIN SHOWED US THE DOOR
AND ANYTIME YOU FEEL THE PAIN, HEY DON, DEPLANE
JUST PARACHUTE LIKE A TOUGH OLD SOLDIER (OVER)
FOR WELL YOU KNEW THAT IT'S A FOOL
WHO PLAYS IT COOL
BY MAKING HIS WORLD A LITTLE COLDER
NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH
NAH NAH NAH NAH NO MORE JOB
STAYIN’ ON THE VBI, TO THE TUNE OF STAYIN’ ALIVE:
WELL, YOU CAN TELL BY THE WAY WE WORE OUR SCAN
WE WERE
TELETEXTERS ALL: WE HAD THE PLAN
MUSIC LOUD AND GRAPHICS BOLD, WE’VE BEEN KICKED AROUND
BUT WE WERE BORN FOR IT
AND NOW IT’S ALL RIGHT, IT’S OK
AND YOU MAY LOOK THE OTHER WAY
WE CAN TRY TO UNDERSTAND
THE T-V-I-S EFFECT ON MAN
WHETHER YOU’RE FROM T-X OR N-Y-C
YOU’RE STAYIN’
ALIVE, STAYIN’ ALIVE
FEEL PEOPLE BREAKIN’ AND FORTUNE SHAKIN’
AND WE’RE STAYIN’ ALIVE, STAYIN’ ALIVE
AH, HA, HA, HA, SCANNIN’ THE JIVE, SCANNIN’ THE JIVE
AH, HA, HA, HA, STAYIN’ ALIVE
WELL NOW, WE GET
LOW AND WE GET HIGH
MAGNOLIA MAFIA, THEY REALLY TRY
GOT THE REEFERS
ON OUR SHOES
WITH ORLANDO WE JUST CAN’T LOSE
YOU KNOW IT’S ALL RIGHT, IT’S OK
WE’LL LIVE TO SCAN ANOTHER DAY
WE CAN TRY TO UNDERSTAND
THE T-V-I-S EFFECT ON MAN
(FADING OUT)
AND WE’RE STAYIN’
ALIVE, STAYIN’ ALIVE
AH, HA, HA, HA, SCANNIN’ THE JIVE, SCANNIN’ THE JIVE
AH, HA, HA, HA, STAYIN’ ALIVE